Universal cat language for, “See that thing? IMMA FUCK IT UP”
The kitty butt wiggle of doooooooooooom :D
taking selfies of your face with the flash on is the #1 way to destroy confidence
Why do parents ruin your day, and act like they didn’t ruin your day AND THEN LITERALLY ASK YOU WHY YOU’RE IN A BAD MOOD?
real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes
So many have came and went out of my life, that when new people come, i just destroy my hopes before they destroy me. — Scottie Waves (via kushandwizdom)
thealphawolf this is us..
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
(Source: comuss, via hi)